An English Professor

“I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.”

Ellen DeGeneres

Posted On October 31, 2009

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“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.”

Wernher von Braun

“I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.”

William G. McAdoo

“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.”

Anatole France

Posted On October 30, 2009

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“To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.”

Carl Becker

Posted On October 30, 2009

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“The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.”

Hughes Mearns

Posted On October 30, 2009

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“As I was walking up the stair / I met a man who wasn’t there. / He wasn’t there again today. / I wish, I wish he’d stay away.”

Mark Twain

Posted On October 30, 2009

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“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Posted On October 29, 2009

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“You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.”

G. H. Hardy

Posted On October 29, 2009

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“It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.”

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